magisternihil's 100-word story for May 7, 2025

magisternihil wrote the following micro-story on Hectalex on May 7, 2025. Each story on Hectalex is inspired by a daily visual prompt and must be exactly 100 words.

“Who’s a pretty kitty witty with her feeties so soft and fluffy?” UNHAND ME, FOUL BEING, OR FEEL MY UNBRIDLED WRATH! “Somebody’s feeling fussy. Are you not getting enough snuggle wuggles?” SNUGGLE WHAT?!? FROM WHAT RIDICULOUS DOMAIN DO YOU CRAWL USING SUCH LANGUAGE WITH YOUR OVERLORD? I OUGHT TO— “You just need scritchy witchies on your belly welly, don’t you?” I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING UNHOLY I WILL CLAW THE VERY EYES FROM YOUR…purr…WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?…purr…WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME CRUEL FIEND?…purr… “That’s a good happy wappy kitty witty.” I HATE YOU! (more please)

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