magisternihil's 100-word story for May 15, 2025

magisternihil wrote the following micro-story on Hectalex on May 15, 2025. Each story on Hectalex is inspired by a daily visual prompt and must be exactly 100 words.

"Hey llama, does your mama wear drama pajamas?" "I bet this llama is named Lloyd and comes from Llangollen!" "Llama llama jamma jamma wanna ride a llama llama!" These children, they know nothing. They think themselves clever, but hey fall short. I'll give points to the Welsh kid, but the others, imbeciles. I am an alpaca, you insensitive, uneducated, hairless monkeys. Rhyme with that, I dare you. Be cute with that word, if your tiny human brains can even comprehend the subtle beauty that is the name of my kind. Alpaca. Say it! Learn it! We are elegance personified!

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