joeislove's 100-word story for June 23, 2025

joeislove wrote the following micro-story on Hectalex on June 23, 2025. Each story on Hectalex is inspired by a daily visual prompt and must be exactly 100 words.

Which came first? The chicken or the egg? I prefer not to think about it; I don't think chickens and eggs should be having sex. Call me a prude, but I say leave those eggs alone, you perverts. What's that? The other "came"? Like which one arrived first? I don't know, where were they coming from? Was one of them on a train from Chicago at 60 MPH and the other on a train from Atlanta at 80 MPH? I really don't know; I was never good at word problems. Man, I could really go for some oyakodon. Anyone else?

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